S.Y.M.Phones!!! Get yours today!

Hello! My name is Luke, and I'm here to talk to you today about a great new device I've invented called the "Share Your Music Headphones" or just S.Y.M.Phones for short. Tired of having to keep your music all to yourself when you know that clearly what you listen to is the best thing out there? Tired of having to be so exclusive with your iPod? Do you wish you had some way to listen to your music while thrusting it upon everyone around you? Well if so, then I have good news! The wait is over!! Finally we have invented a device that enables you to blast all that good sound into your head while letting everyone around you enjoy it too! With the Symphones, we took a basic concept that most of you were already employing (cheap earphones) and CRANKED UP THE VOLUME!!!! the poor quality of the earphones inhibits them from retaining any sound within the desired field and pumps it out just as loud to everyone around you! Add unbearably loud volumes to the mix and you have the perfect recipe for annoying the hell out of EVERYONE!!!!! Call in the next 20 min. and we'll send you two pairs of Symphones (that we swiped off of the airplane) Absolutely free!